my reaction to seeing Star Trek into Darkness

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

free-as-a-cyber-bird:

do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself

and then you start worrying about mind readers

(Source: classyandcrassy)

ghost hunters:

can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters:

oh so your name is william

Dear Tumblr:

aulli:

We are not fine.

We are not alright.

Please do not ask us.

We are legitimately worried about next week.

—- Supernatural Fandom

notthehellyourwhales:

the-listening:

stark-spangled:

Avengers Assemble Outfits

I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.

GIMME

I actually REALLY WANT to wear the Thor and Bruce ones.

(Source: ravenclawsdiadem)

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

comaniddy:

How Microorganisms Move

This week’s episode of Coma Niddy University is a science parody to How Animals Eat Their Food. Watch me make a fool of myself imitating how different microbes move around.

[Watch the Video]

(Source: comaniddy)

elessar2931:

consultingelf:

lizzledpink:

kirathrace:

shows before bros

#flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands

fictional lands before prostate glands

my new motto

(Source: rolauren)